The company Christmas party

Hula hoops with flashing lights in them. Imagine if you will, A seizure patient in one of these. Wouldn't they rock at it. The thing wouldn't stop blinking...the seizure may continue longer...hula hoop champion. Then when they wakes up you can tell them of their victory. This is one of many things I realized this year at the company Christmas party. What else. Nine beers...still just maintaining a buzz...no reason to drink in bars...I'd go broke. Amongst others...that I will remember later.